Wardrobe Malfunction

We have our staff xmas party later tonight, but I’ve been wearing most of my outfit since this morning.

I’m kind of regretting it.

While my outfit is cute and chic, it is a royal pain to get in and out of! I’ve been holding my pee like a mofo all day to try and limit my trips to the loo! It’s too much work! (and one of my brand new nylons has a hole already! *cries*)

So what am I wearing that is causing me so much grief? Well I’ll tell you.

I’m wearing a cute little black skirt with a (tasteful) lime-green silk top that I have belted with a wide black belt.

Ok, sounds harmless enough.

Unfortunately my body blubber has exponentially increased since last year, and nothing is sitting right! So out comes the shapewear.

I am wearing my panties, then my thigh-butt-tummy shapewear that I pull up to my boobs, then nylons over that, skirt over that, shirt over the skirt, and a belt around my middle to finish it off!

To get nekked I have to remove SIX pieces of clothing just to pee! What have I gotten myself into!?!?

Needless to say I will be eating and drinking lightly all evening.

If I can get a decent photo of the outfit tonight, perhaps I will post it. It’s not very Christmas-y, but at least its dressier than my normal jeans & t-shirt at work. Plus I brought out the serious bling to wear tonight.

Well, I’m off to apply my signature red lips (my avatar ain’t lyin’!). Toodles!

8 thoughts on “Wardrobe Malfunction”

  1. LOL! Good luck. What's your signature red lippie?

    Unfortunately whenever I have to go pee, I *really* have to go in like 1 minute, so I don't think removing 6 pieces of clothing is an option for me.

    Have fun on your Christmas party! :)

  2. I'd LOVE to see your outfit. It sounds rock'in!

    I must admit. I've been in situations as yourself. Especially when I'm wearing a body shaper. Ack! Those things are so hard to take off and put back on.

  3. ROTFLOL….omg. I had this happen the other night.
    Well, I was going to wear shapewear (but tossed the idea after I got all gussied up and took it off). My problem was I didn't know if I should wear them under or over my tights…then I started thinking, holy crap..I'm wearing 3 things UNDER my skirt (that had a lining!!) so I look smaller, but all I feel is bigger! Hence the shapewear being abandonned.
    Sounds like a cute outfit too!! :) Hey…wearing red lipstick makes anyday festive and fun!

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