Yeah I know. It’s only Wednesday. Whatevs.

Re: Boobs. They’re better now, but I found a bruise where the dude was doing some intense work. I can’t say I’ve ever has a massage so hard it actually bruised me! It’s all awesomely purple & green right now.

Re: Influx of cool bloggers visiting the site. I went to a blogger/media event on Monday for Bombay Sapphire Gin. It was trés cool. Full report + photos to come once I get off my ass.

Re: Chocolate give-away. I still have around 8 spots outta the 25 to fill. If you were thinking about doing the review and scoring some sweet, sweet chocolate bliss then I urge you to sign up already!

All the chocolate will be sent out at the same time, so please be patient. You will get yours if I’ve asked for your mailing address.

On the other hand, if you haven’t sent me a mailing address yet, please do so ASAP, otherwise I will boot you and give the chocolate to someone else. Or eat it myself.

DEADLINE to sign up for Chocolate is this Friday, May 8th. Get your ass in gear!